Because of my head injury (and some previous ones) I decided to sell my my car / van on the well known auction site.

As you would expect I gave a full description of the vehicle and the reasons why I am selling it. Noting that it has been registered as a disabled vehicle

This morning I received an email asking if I would be interested in a part exchange swap his vehicle for mine - a road legal racing track motorbike!!

1,000 cc and a 0-60 speed faster than I can think

Took a few email exchanges for the penny to drop with him - bless