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In Remembrance
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SE Kansas.
Posts: 374
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In Remembrance
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SE Kansas.
Posts: 374
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I probably shouldn't post this here, but this is an RSD forum, and what I'm about to relate has nothing to do with RSD, so where else can I put it?
MI-5, Britain's CIA, has just announced that Al-Qaeda is suddenly overwhelmed with a spin control problem that may threated their entire Spring offensive in Afghanistan.
It appears that someone violated the Islamic rules about calling out the dead, performing a seance to put a grieving mother in touch with her late, suicide bomber son. He spoke with her and gave some alarming news:
According to reliable sources, he told her he had seen the 72 virgins, and that they appeared to be very young, but they were alll fat and ugly. No ****! How else would they have stayed virgins for 1200 years?
While there are no specific numbers, it is reported that volunteers for martyr missions are getting harder to find...
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Last edited by Vicc; 04-25-2007 at 01:26 PM.
Reason: nothing better to do
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