Another good one:

"You can also do this in your single bedroom apartment by balancing the top tube of your bike across your first rib."

And this one just for the phrase I highlighted:

"I came up with another way to do this. Using a green band hook it through a kettle bell, then put the lacrosse ball into first rib area. Then put the other end of the green band over the ball to drive it into the pain cave."

HAHAHA! "The pain cave!" We have a new phrase.