Hello Artist: You made me laugh out loud!

Well you got the specs right. I am 60-ish with short gray hair with lots of white, 5 foot 3 and portly.
I have light brown eyes.
I picture you with a trim figure - one of those people who can wear anything and look great. You like to have fun with your clothes and make your own style statement. I think you have a quick wit and try to make light of even the most trying situations. People trust you with their secrets because they know you will not betray them. How did I do? Regards, Lil