No I mean it. He really is pleased with himself and his fav food is soggy macaroni. I convinced him awhile ago that he should have veggies so now he throws a handful of frozen corn in before he closes the individual portion macaroni. He also buys bulk hamburger, cooks patties (extra long in the oven, he says, because burgers are tricky), and baggies them. Great accompaniment to soggy macaroni and can alternately be used as hockey pucks. He can afford to eat better but he has his fav down to a science so why mess with perfection. I gained 3 pounds. Sigh.

PS I'm very, very grateful that he's around to mess with my carbs. May I be such an individual at his age.