A celiac walks into a MD's office .....
The Dr says "we have some good news and some bad news which do you want first?"
"Ahh..give me the good news says the celiac"
"OK, well the good news is your not a hypochondriac" says the MD...
"..and the bad news?" asks the celaic cautiously

"Ahh.. yes well it seems you were celaic after all and all those gluten challenges have damaged your intestines so bad they might never recover"

"Could be worse" says the celiac

"Ah.. did i mention your adrenal gland is failing and you also developed other autoimmune diseases in the meantime" asks the MD...


OK...perhaps this isn't really funny???


HANDY EXERCISES TO PREPARE YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE
Take a dressing gown that ties round the waist and put it on inside out and backwards so your exposing your *** before taking that trip to the mall and picking the kids up from kindergarden

Buy a small furry stuffed animal with one of those pull cords and 6 phrases and practice talking to it. Ask it questions like "will these tests proove conclusive?" and practice smiling at its random and totally unconnected response.

Remove the toilet seat and replace it with a small bedpan sized one just to practice.

Buy a dictaphone and record useful phrases like "No brushing the crumbs off doesn't work"

On the same dictaphone record some rhythmic beeps and practice sleeping to beep.....beep.......beep .... once you have mastered this practive waking up and calling for help when the beeps stop or become continuous....

Buy some graph paper and practice making maps by pacing.... its a useful skill to have to find your way back from Dept 234552 to Dept 445221 after you have just been drugged for a procedure and told to take the results to.....