If Kiddos are neglectful...... then they need a big dose of Spiney's Special Salsa Screwup Straightener..... excellent for cleaning the digestive tract and superb for applying to the ears of kiddos who neglect......

Yes folks, Spiney's Special applied liberally to the ears of neglecting kiddos will catch their attention right away.....

AND, if you act now.... we will throw in Spiney's Superb Stilltifying Scar inhibitor. This special salsa formula will burn scars right off of skin to which applied. No longer must a patient wait long months for purple scars to calm to skin colored tissue. Burn them off with Spiney's....

BUT WAIT, there's more, if you are among the first five hollers, you may receive not one but two supplies of Spiney's Special Salsa, clearly the better treatment hands down when compared by dox the town over for ear boxing necessities.

Remember, Spiney's Salsa, in convenient 50 gallon drums, at a corner near you.

OK, we just need to get a truck from Rae or from Pooh, pick up a drum of Spiney's and hunt down those neglectful ones. They are certain to have the fear of NOD when they see vengeance filled pain buzzers flailing ladles of Salsa at their ears......

I'm ready. Neglectors Beware!
The time is NOW,
Yup,
Mark56