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In Remembrance
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SE Kansas.
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In Remembrance
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SE Kansas.
Posts: 374
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A man screwed up and forgot to give his wife an anniversary gift, or even mention that he remembered it.
His justifiably upset wife was not in a forgiving mood:
"When I go outside to pick up the newspaper in the morning, there better be something in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in three seconds" she told him, "Otherwise, you better hide".
The next morning she went outside and there it was: A bright shiny-new scale.
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