There once was a fella who carried
a phone saying "Oh, I am harried"
a texting was he
when driving, don't be
'cause now he is quite deeply buried.



OK, but it is "tongue in cheek" and an admonition to
Stay Off the Text Board
when driving
saw it just a moment ago..... again..... and she was not watching where she was going.... 'twas a she this time. Next time will it be thee?