ahhhh, wiix, very interesting...just so you know that I am a redneck from redneck country...we speak French like this...

"you da toilet" means perfume

"you fill" means a girl

"Polly Vooks Frank Says" means do you speak French...

so, to translate your text only us rednecks could...here goes...

you said:

"Achoo, moi. Jay soloman cho is Lee Wee X prosecute we ate de jar price. Jay juice a jote lee X.
Jay spears foyer plus da vulture folly allah weener"

Now, I think you are trying to tell me that I am nuts...ROFL...

Merci, il fait beau de vous rencontrer et je vous espère séjour autour et sais que c'est un forum merveilleux avec de grands gens