So Parkinson’s awareness month is over, and what are you aware of today that you were not aware of a month ago?

Hey, I hear that Duodopa has been fast-tracked and will be available in 6 months! Isn’t that great news!

And those lawsuits launched by AbbVie to suffocate information about their research? Well they don’t want another situation like Depakote, where the studies showing the drug was useless somehow got sneaked out to the public after being hidden for four years, and then some court declared it to be criminal, and so on. I mean, really, such a fuss and bother just because the medical evidence was deliberately falsified, and some nasty judge declared it was criminal and they had to pay a $500 million fine to criminal court, which of course drives up the price of the drug.

Well none of that will happen to People with Parkinson’s, because we made AbbVie our good true friend and Proud Partner.

Now take your pill, sit in the chair, and stare at the wall. You have had more than enough Parkinson’s Awareness to last you until next April.