Positive "Only A Flesh Wound" Frogga! So glad it's not broken. Maybe you could tell Ben that the mere sight of clothing now induces pain, so that when he's around it's important that he remove his clothing? Purely for therapeutic purposes, of course!
I will think cross-atlantic negative thoughts about his girlfriend whilst you are being positive-frogga.
Glad you are in uni. Might as well stay there. Honestly, it did not sound as though home were particularly quiet, especially with your sister howling! Hugs,
Dancer