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Old 02-19-2008, 07:56 AM #1
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Brain - what kind of wine should I make my morning coffee with - white or red?
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Hey BGB ... I love my friend, Ben ... he was a loose cannon .. but what a fun guy!!

back in his day - they poured their bathroom 'extras' out the window! :Yikes: and then when it rained .. it all went into the river .. then the next day, they would pail up water to wash and drink ... DUH!!

now - we have processed water ... but, as Kelly requested ...

RED or WHITE with our morning coffee' ... .????

(if you place your mouse OVER the blank spot .. you'll see the word WHITE) something I learned back in the BB8 days with Bearygood!!
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Brain - what kind of wine should I make my morning coffee with - white or red?

I prefer a Riesling in the morning. Heck I prefer a Riesling ANY time of the day.
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Brain - what kind of wine should I make my morning coffee with - white or red?
What a silly question, no one drinks wine for breakfast!

They drink coffee flavored Patron Tequila!
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Thank you Brain for looking out for us.. *wink*

A little Bailey's makes a good cream replacement, just for when you run out, oc course!!!! *grin*
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