[ewizabeth]

These sound fabulous!

Vodka Christmas Cookies
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 (750 ml) bottle Vodka (Grey Goose or your other
favorite brand)

Directions:
1. Sample the Vodka to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl; check the Vodka again to be sure
it is of the highest quality.
3. Pour one level cup Vodka and drink.
4. Turn on the electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one peastoon of sugar.
7. Beat again.
8. At this point it's best to make sure the Vodka is
not flat, so take a sample
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Test the Vodka to check for tonsisticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
16. Who geeves a sheet.
17. Add one table.
18. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
19. Whatever you can find.
20. Greash the oven.
21. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
22. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
23. Finally, throw the bowl through the window and
finish the Dovka
24. Turn out the lights!
25. Cherry Mistmas!

[soxmom]

mmmmmmmmmm wiz those sound delish

[SallyC]

I wants shumoor a doze..num num slurp, Hic!!

[Kitty]

Hey, that sounds good! Think I'll double the recipe!!

[SandyC]

Rotflmao!!!!

[Vonn07]

oh wiz, wiz, wiz ...


**sitting here laughing hysterically!!**

[braingonebad]

Hey, I think I made those. Did you try the tequilla turkey? (for relatives coming over...)