OH, you're cooking? Hmmm, might have to email you about this, yum!

Seriously, I'd love to camp, the problem comes in with all the critters. Let me write you.

Woops, I should ask...are you actually serious? I could just see me showing up as your face slides off your skull with a shocked look, like "um mili, i was kidding".

So, did I tell you guys I had a kayak....

Got it yesterday, planned on toting the kids behind me on inflatibles, like a mama duck with her chicks in tow. I did not even get 5 feet out, I did not even get to do one paddle, and I was totally flipped out of the thing!!!

It was almost funny, I was like "ok kids, mommy's going kayaking, bye byeeeeeee" PLUNK.

Well, I loaded it back in my car, stood at their return counter still dripping. I told the sales guy, "you said it wouldn't flip, not even if it had water in it, and couldn't sink...it flipped, then sank" and got my money back. Yeesh.

I'm still like just shocked. I felt really embarrassed. I was sure glad I wore a bra. There were like 40 mexican dudes around with their tunes cranked...I was so stinkin uncomfortable and crabby cause I was in wet jeans (had I worn a bathing suit it would have been no biggie). I swear I was just straining my ears, I thought just let me hear one of you guys saying 'agua' in one of your sentences and start laughing.

Other than that it was real fun.

Translation: "Mira...alla! Esa mama caliente se cayo en el agua....." :D