and yes, Artificial Love IS possible!


Long ago, I dated a guy like that!!

Ordinarily, I would keep this to myself, but I recently saw Bot's sister selling herself to the highest bidder on eBot.

If you talk about his sister that way he'll never be your friend!!

his family is pretty cute....


http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...ldw8wjulmz.jpg

I found our little bot friend partying hard!!!

http://th284.photobucket.com/albums/...36854129_m.gif

I found him...

kicker's artificial boyfriend

now, kicker, I didn't tell you but I am Chuck Squirrely, I host: "The Artificial Looooove Correction."

And today, we have three amazing bots that await you behind these links. Please let me introduce them:

Our first botchelor of the day is 12 inches tall and weighing at 1lb 4 oz. He has amazingly red eyes and can really twirl his arms and his hips. He can only say "tweedie doo doo dee doo..." but that's enough for the language of love...

meet botchelor number one


Botchelor number 2 ALWAYS has a smile on his face, he's a bit wobbly, and can only swing his arms from side to side. But he's always happy and he might be related to Gumby. He's lean, he's mean, and he's green!

meet botchelor number 2


Botchelor number 3 likes to go to the beach, he works out at Muscle beach, as a matter of fact. He likes to wear really tiny speedos and he may want to run for the "Govanah Of Garlicfornia"

meet botchelor number 3

now, we'll pay for the dates at the very fancy 5 quart restaurant, Valvoline.

please go out on the dates with the three botchelors and report back. Please observe that you don't pick on them about how STIFF they are, they are after all, robots. please do NOT let them fight over you. We cannot afford to buy the spare parts from China for the robots have to remain, UNLEADED. Please do not sneeze on them cause we don't have any anti-virus software. Please do NOT mention Micro SOFT to them. Male Robots are very sensitive to that WORD. Please know that none of them have ever used BOTox cause they do NOT endorse BOTulism. Thank you for coming on the "Artificial Loooove Correction"

This is Chuck Squirrely, we'll be back between 20/20.

GASP!!! Nappy!! You were NOT supposed to tell everyone that...that...

that bot's sister IS a Botstitute!!!

*bigsigh...unfortunately, she isn't selling herself for very much either...judging from the photos, I can understand why...

bot's sister


but then I found bot's mother is at ebay as well, apparently, this has turned out to be a family business and it seems that our bot's the only one working an honest living here in this here them forum...

bot's mom

well, I hope bot will still want to be our friends after this Expose...

this is Jeraldo, reporting for Botched News

This is Tic Clock, from Artificial Branding Iron Stand.

I have found a rare footage of Abbie partying last night with the bots. I think curious was doing the VJing while SandyC did the lighting. And I think nappy and kicker were present as well. Soxmom didn't notice cause she was at the forum thinking we were all real forum termite members but we were all partying behind her back...

late night partying

This is Tic Clock reporting, I am waiting for my partner, Mr.Edg McMuffin to join me after these messages

I vote for Bachelor #3. He seems anatomically correct.

NO way I am voting for Botchelor #2 he has personality and a roly poly stomach. And he can dance