[TC44]

Originally Posted by HealthForum

I feel he goes out of his way to help any member who needs it and I myself feel he would make a wonderful assset to BT2

Here are the Top ten reasons that Zombie Slayer shouldn't be an admin.

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He calls himself 'Zombie Slayer'. Now zombies are people to. They may be dead and like to munch on live human flesh, but really we all have our faults certainly no reason to go around slaying them.

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He doesn't even use his real name. For those of you who don't know it here it is : Mortimer G. Slomilfinken. For five bucks I'll send you his address.

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Take a look at that avatar. Has his head shaped like the Earth. What more do you need to see that he's bent on total world domination?

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Thank you so much for your help Zombie slayer!

No problem. It was easy.

That's 'easy' as in as easy as stealing candy from a baby. Now do you want to put your trust in a man like that?

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He's always telling you to go to 'live chat'. Well if you play that backwards it's 'tahc evil'. Tach is just slang for talk, but evil we all know what that is.

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Have you seen his site "Da Garden? Well I have and I'm convinced there's some Mary Jauna in their. Maybe her sister Duya too!

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And I have it from a good source (Pof. Harry Hill himself) that Da Garden starts with a 'D' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for Pool! Gee Whizz!

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Now your going to say that he thinks everyone should be treated equally and that he thinks people should be able to make their own choices. And he's got a pick up truck, he's thrifty (doesn't even have a cable connection). What you've got here is a liberal, conservative redneck yankee!

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He never signed the Declaration of Independence, didn't vote for Abraham Linclon or even lift a finger to help the sufferagettes. Then he comes up with the lame excuse that he hadn't even been born yet!

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He is David H. He's also John L. And he's Charlie Chaplin, all of the Marx bothers, Kermit the frog and The Easter Bunny.