OMG! This is such a trip. You would not believe what Becky did to get fired. Oh man, it was so bizarre that I can't even put it in words. She, she, she went streaking through the ENTIRE building carrying her life size cardboard Sting with her. She was just chanting how she loves him and he loves her and their love has set her free. It set her free alright.

tkrik was fired for lying about me streaking and carrying a poster of Sting around the building. I was actually carrying the real Sting not cardboard. Sting was chanting he loved me because he thought I was getting ready to dump him for Mick Jagger. Mick is only my screen saver and we are just friends and nothing more. Sting finally believes me after many conversations.:D

OMG - you're back and now I have to find a reason to fire you - let's see - you were gone without leave - nope - we all gave you leave - ah - you were fired for having so many conversations with Sting on company time -

KarenMarie,

How about just laying me off for a while and then fire me when I'm well? LOL

ok - you're laid off with full compensation -

Thanks for that KM. It's ok to lay me off now.


I am going to have to lay you off for letting me talk you into putting me on paid leave. Sorry I had to play the sympathy card on you.:hug:

That's okay - I'm tired anyway !!

Laid off! Who's talking laid off? Becky you were not laid off at all. Be honest with everyone. Alright, here's the deal. Becky actually stopped showing up for work because she and Sting ran off to Vegas, got married, and she's been on the honeymoon ever since. They had to let Becky go as she never showed up. It was a tough decision as she is now Sting's wife.:D:p

tkrik got fired because she believed me when I told her Sting I and got married. Everyone thought she was fibbing.:)

Somebody needs to fire me because I am loopy from taking a pain pill and logging off to nap.:D:eek::p:p