*handing EM a famous cooling collar*

LOL! You're gonna need this, it will help for 20-30 seconds! Bwahahahaha!!!!

we can use the garden hose to cool him down. oh yeah I forgot, we have the water turned off in the backyard cuz we're working on the sprinkler system too! We can always hope for a break in the line and a gusher! LOL!

And don't forget, all that sod has to be rolled up and put in the wheelbarrow and pushed out to the curb and put in the truck. Helpers? Got 2 guys here to help you. One of them is new. First day on the job.

Don't rip up the rest of the yard pushing the wheelbarrow out to the truck. Be careful of the rest of the yard and don't hit the fence. You break the gate and it comes out of YOUR pay!

And when you are don't with that, we have to dig out the patio area to prep it for the pavers. It needs to be 10 inches deep - 14'x23'. Get crackin'.

I'm sorry EM! Come on over to where I live! It is noon and 57 out! At least it is not raining. (yet!) (feakin heat wave!)

Hey Taffy...wrong.

It's only 74 here today! Nice.

Whoa! Time to put my swimsuit on! It made it to a whole 60 degrees!

Put on the sunglassess! Glare from Washingtonian white skin!

It was 94° here, but it has plummeted to a balmy 84°. bleah.

*pouring quikcrete into EM's boots*

So, what'd you guys have for dinner?

*adding water and a little cayenne pepper*

I had an albacore salad with wheat sticks. Delicious!

*poking a few ex-lax into EM's mouth*

EM is back? I thought he was sitting in the loo this entire time.

More ex-lax? Oh dear, Cindy. You're going to have a man after your own heart.

Send him down here, where the weather NEVER changes. It seems to always be Hot, Humid, and Hazy! Lovely weather if you like living in a sauna.

That's funny! Everyone over on the island knew that I was from Washington!
I was wondering what was giving it away!

And I worried about the pink Biffer splothes...nah.....

Taffy!


OK...now how tired is Empathy Man?
I'm too tired to build him right now.