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Old 05-28-2007, 12:45 PM #1
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Well, Sally. How about if we offer him a Cialis, but we make sure he has difficulty swallowing? Don't you know he would chew it no matter how bad it tasted.
Great idea, Chris!

Time for Empathy Man to have a spasm.

*applying channel locks to big toe, twisting against ankle held in vise*

You're welcome, yes, you may have another!

*adding visegrips to mid-foot and bending the wrong way*
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Great idea, Chris!

Time for Empathy Man to have a spasm.

*applying channel locks to big toe, twisting against ankle held in vise*

You're welcome, yes, you may have another!

*adding visegrips to mid-foot and bending the wrong way*
MAD FUNNY thread!

Time for empathy man to wake up from a midday nap.

(He realises he's all numb, but has to pass water.

Go ahead and walk on those numb limbs without falling empathy man. We'll simply sit here and watch.

Was that cruel?
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MAD FUNNY thread!

Time for empathy man to wake up from a midday nap.

(He realises he's all numb, but has to pass water.

Go ahead and walk on those numb limbs without falling empathy man. We'll simply sit here and watch.

Was that cruel?
Oh no! Empathy Man has fallen clean over! Whatever shall we do??

*putting major pressure on bladder*

Whoopsie, EM, you wet yourself, even with Mr. Winky all taped down! Poor thing.

Uh, uh, uh, not so fast, you can't get up that easily!

*putting 3 dozen bowling balls in duffel onto EM's back*

Okay, now try!
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Oh no! Empathy Man has fallen clean over! Whatever shall we do??

*putting major pressure on bladder*
DEPENDS?!?!?!?!

Speaking of bladder pressure and napping. Watch Mr. Empathy Man while I take a nap. Be good to him, OK?
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DEPENDS?!?!?!?!

Speaking of bladder pressure and napping. Watch Mr. Empathy Man while I take a nap. Be good to him, OK?
Depends on what!?! LOL, have a good snooze, I'm right there with ya' (in spirit).

Someone will surely give Empathy Man some lunch while we take a rest.

*sticking toe into Empathy Man's string/chain arrangement*

Oh dear, he fell again.
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Good idea AMN! Now, give him three valium, and in a half hour starting shooting questions at him while you have the TV blaring. If he gives you the wrong answer, or a dumb look, shout louder!!

If he still doesn't get it right, ask him if he's ignoring you or if he needs a hearing aid...
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I can't think of anything to add to Empathy Man.

I just wanted to say that you guys are cracking me up!!
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Oh yes, when he can manage to get someone to take him to the doc. The doc. says "you've been on that web site again. Its all in your head".
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Oh yes, when he can manage to get someone to take him to the doc. The doc. says "you've been on that web site again. Its all in your head".
LMAO! That's so right! And every time he wipes out, we'll all chant, "But you look so good! But you look so good! But you look so good!"
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EM...you need to exercise! What shall you do? Go try the Dreadmill! Hurry...pick up the pace...raise the incline. What do you mean you are getting over heated? What do you mean you can't walk when you are through?
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