So let me get this straight, you have NO symptoms!?!!!???



faker.

Ruh Roh! Empathy Man's Ex-Lax is kicking in! Make waaaaaay!!!!!

Taffy! Get out of the bathroom!!!!!!!!

I think that candy bar you gave me wasn't chocolate was it?

As EM comes limping into the bathroom, Taffy sticks out her dainty little foot.

Trip........

Well, at least you are in the bathroom when you fall!

What are you holding your nose for? It was that AMN and her "Candy Bar".

I have been reading this all day and cracking up!

When can we play empathy boss?

DOes empathy man only have MS?

Or can he have TOS as well? If he does...he is having a little flare right now and his circulation has gone bad and his muscles are all spasmed. Might need to operate and take out his rib. Think we can operate in the bathroom?

Is it sterile in there? (the bathroom!)

Not after that candy bar AMN gave you.

Empathy Man doesn't have any disease! He's in perfect health, we're just teaching him how to have empathy! Maybe we should invite him to all the different forums one each day, and see what happens to him. I sure don't know much about the other conditions here, it might be a terrific learning experience!

All in favor of lending Empathy Man to other diseases/conditions?

I'll gladly escort him next door to see how much he can take!

For now, Empathy Man has gone too long without another dose of fatigue, so I'm feeding him some lunch.

*pushing plate forward*

Here ya' go, EM, some nice Unisom salad, a delicious jumbo margarita, and 72 fiber capsules. Oh, still thirsty? Yeah, that bout with the trots probably dehydrated you a bit. Here, have some of this lovely Clamato with your freshly diced valium.

Now for dessert, another shot of Novacaine in the old fingers and this dainty pastry. Uh, uh, uh, put those thick, stiff gloves back on now. *poking in a few fresh hot chili peppers and some dry ice for kicks.

No, no, no, you can't be tired. Jamming Provigil in EM's mouth, here, and no whining about the palpatations this time.

How's your diaper?

Don't I wish!!

Okay, here goes...

Stick his legs in buckets of ice cubes, then stick a catheter in his arm and insist that he has to come in for three days and have a really yucky substance dripped into his veins that may or may not make him feel a little better, but almost surely will cause him to a) get no sleep, b) make food taste awful, c) bloat him up, d) make him irritable, and e) give him hives.

Then, have him begin choking on pills, food, and even his own saliva.

Finally, make him totally uninterested in sex (oy vey!).

Oh! Great idea! Now that he's suffering from duct-tape-induced ED, and Chris gave him a little pill, the IVSM will really throw him for a loop. Capital idea! It will be extra fun when the IVSM gives him that day of false energy, we'll keep an eye out for that and make sure he over-does it that day.

*tying a ligature around Empathy Man's neck*

Here ya' go, Empathy Man, swallowing is your new adventure. Today, I will also dump this jar of spiders into your socks, and I threw in some more hot needles for you.

These are your new shoes for today, they're cement. One weighs 85 lbs. and the other weighs 10 lbs. Have fun!

*firing up Dremel* okay, now I'm going to sand your fingertips down so that you'll enjoy that charming burning sensation, how's that?

Oh, one more thing, *produces a corset from dm's famous trunk of everything* I'm gonna give you a little hug.

*motioning to others*

I need a little help tightening this thing, ya'll.

This is such fun..Wheeeeeee!!!

Ok EM, it's time to do your exercises, so first tie 50lb weights to each ankle and then lift each leg up and hold it for 10 seconds. Now stretch those legs out and Holdddd, now try to bend your knee..

Did you all ever see the empathy kit at http://multiplesclerosissucks.com ? This is our Friend Ian Parberry's Site.

Oh here it is, so you don't have to search around..
http://multiplesclerosissucks.com/empathy.html