I thought it would be fun if we all joined in creating our own super hero, Empathy Man. Let us suppose that he is of average stats all around, and say he's oooohh, about 30 (and very good looking).

Let's get him started on his journey on the morning of his first day of being our hero.

Empathy Man, I've prepared your breakfast:

A quart of strong coffee,
A sleeping pill,
A whole box of Ex-Lax

I've layed out some things for you to wear today:
a nice, double shot of Novacaine for your feet.
I've put a few hot chili peppers into these fat, stiff gloves, and you should wear them throughout the day in all you do.

Go forth, man! Live and enjoy!

Who else will help Empathy Man become all he can be???