EM...you need to exercise! What shall you do? Go try the Dreadmill! Hurry...pick up the pace...raise the incline. What do you mean you are getting over heated? What do you mean you can't walk when you are through?

Ruh Roh, Empathy Man, why are you just lying there on your face?? You're getting rubber road rash!

Get up off the Dreadmill and get on the Exercise bike!

Opps! Forgot! Don't have one! Here get on this bike. Helmet? Nah! You will be ok!

Trouble with balance...Here I will hold the bike ....pick up your weak leg....get going...............I will push you a bit...that's it...you almost got it.....

almost.......CRASH!!!!!


(well...he almost had it!!!)

Awwwwwww, poor EM...Muahahahahahaha!!!

put him on a scooter or wheelchair and send him around my town that is so handicapped unfriendly.

What can't get in city hall to complain?? sorry

What have to go around the block before you find a curb that your chair won't hook up on?

People park their cars across the sidewalk, poor babies have no where else to park. Be careful, I know how it feels to tip over trying to get around that car, no fun.

Tired already, and you haven't been to the grocery store yet.

*scraping Empathy Man off of MI sidewalk*

C'mere, up ya' go. That's it.

*glaring at EM for his whining*

You look fine! Now stand up like a man! You can't be tired yet, it's the middle of the day, fer cryin' out loud.

You need to get groceries and pick up the dry cleaning before it's time for the kids to get off the bus! Move it!

Waahhh? You're hungry? Fine.

*gives EM a plate*

Here. Today your lunch is three Unisom, a nice big bowl of Immdium so you'll be going days without going, and this lovely T-bone steak. Uh, uh, uh, you can't use conventional silverware with this next shot of Novacaine in those fingers.

Time's up! *snatching plate away*

Now get your sorry butt back on that scooter and find a way to get those groceries from it, and get them all back and put away in their proper places. Move it!

NO! no nap, you haven't the time!

Geeesh!!!! Didn't know I felt so bad 'til I read about EM!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Hey EM -- don't ya just love it when your friends ask if you're feeling better?? Like that's really gonna happen! Anyway, you look so good and it's all in your head, but that's no excuse so get busy, time's a wastin'. Oops, out of Depends. YIKES!