eyes Flygirl blearily...we haven't left yet?

Counts the bottles in front of me...


oops...thought we were underway already...good thing it's a three drink MINIMUM...

did you guys hear the noises like elephants running around my stateroom??? Welll......ssshhhhh....I snuck Jaxx and Wrenn on board with me and they were really getting into the fun of it.
Running and playing....but they are so loud when they run.
So how can i sneak them into the pool?
Hee Hee will meet you guys for the food times.
Geri

I've been sitting on the dock all night waiting for this tug to pull out...

Who's in charge? No one? figures....

I am ready to go...cabin fever has set in and

I NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE!

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I am with you cheryl. I am just sitting and waiting to get the signal that we are on our way.

Have all the stuff to start making the Margaritas. Have sampled some hic=hic just to make sure it is the right stuff.

" LET'S GET THIS CRUISE MOVING "


Joyce and her boxes of goodies.

uh, Captain, can you turn this thing around? it seems that we left some baggage on the dock.

***four hours later***

Okay, let's try this again, get your butts on this boat! Fer cryin' out loud, as if my job isn't hard enough!

*poking a ritalin down dm's throat*

RW, your generosity is divine, but please don't deliver any more drinks down to the docks when we land at Key West, those eedjits will sit down there all day!

The scooter races were excellent and I'm pleased to report that Sal beat a fat guy from Nebraska by a nose! He got his 2nd place trophy and scooted away in full glory as if he'd just bought Donald Trump or something.

Kudos to Sal for knocking several passengers off the ship during her victory lap! I'll never forget the sight of those people, deck chairs, tall glasses & big hats all flying through the air like a load of loose garbage. It was hilarious!

On a sad note, the captain had a note sent to my cabin early this morning with a long message of some drivel concerning onboard behavior and international law or some nonsense.

I won??? I want to thank all of the little people for attending and the Viking Trophy is so nice.

Sorry about clearing the decks.. ...but, dang it, they was in my way..

Retiring to my deck chair for another snooze.....I know...Ya snooze, Ya lose, but I'm tired.

PODC!!! He'll get over it.

I have my passport and my papers and shots are all in order

It wasn't my fault. Blame that darn cat. SOMEONE forgot the Vet certification papers and put THEIR cat in my cabin....now who would do something like that (wiz????)

The next thing I will be dropping out the window of my airplane will BE THAT CAT!

I'm ready for a margarita Joyce! I just finished my bloody mary from breakfast...

I agree AMN, Sally was fabulous!!

Sally, did you hear the theme from "Chariots of Fire" while you were on your final pass? My voice is hoarse from cheering you on.


No no FG, you can't hurt the nice kitty! If you're really nice to him, he'll wake you up plenty early by laying on your head and purring sweetly.

OK! Christmas is OVER! I saw several little kids on the dock before we left and I waved at them and they just looked at me like, "who is that dirty old man and why is he waving at me?" Ahhhh! Once they get their gifts how soon they forget and the magic is gone.

So, what did I do today? I shaved my beard off. Yes, that's right! I did keep my long hair as my wife loves it in a ponytail. Well.............whatever makes her happy I guess!

BTW, I hardly have any room in my stateroom with my wheelchair right in the middle. Had to climb over it in the dark to get to the bathroom. Also, Sally you really made a "splash" winning the scooter contest but we had to take all that time to turn around and fish all those people out of the water that you guys knocked overboard during the race.

Who knows a good lawyer. After all the damage and injuries to the other people that went for a swim, I think that we might be in a little bit of trouble.


I can just smell those warrants for our scooters and rolling chairs to be used as evidence against us.


We were just having some fun. How can anyone be convicted of enjoying life to its fullest.

"RIGHT"
OK where are we going next?