Ever have these symptoms together?

Loss of apetite, stomach pain, bloating, constipation, stinky gas from both ends, heartburn, back pain and fist size lump in abdomen.

This happened to me this weekend into Monday. Ofcourse couldnt get a hold of doctor.......so I went to my vet. Actually, I went to pick up HW pills for the dogs. But was talking to the tech (my friend). Got the standard answer if you were a dog.....you might be blocked. Then she tells me to becareful of fecal vomiting? What?????

I tried googling the symptoms and came up with scary things including fecal vomiting. ICK!!!!!!!!

so I chose to lay down and massage the large lump (which made a sloshing sound). Eventually I was able to poop but only small amts.

Going to a colon/rectal surgeon tomorrow.......guess I'll put it on my list to ask.

Am i the only one?