me, I'm parked on a nuked wet dishrag at the moment. (Mi cola es enfermo y cansado, mi cadera lastima también.) *

...due to overexertion of an indelicate nature, last evening....

hope the warm wet towel doesn't make me piddle.



I've seriously contemplated that option, but the expense is beyond my budget, for proper spiritus sancti which causeth no acts of contrition the following morning.

example, a 1 litre bottle of Grey Goose goes for $99 bucks here, Sauza is $62, and Absolut runs $79...

thus, I can't *afford* to be a lush due to my expensive tastes... and I deeply disdain and dislike the cheap and widely available Night Train or Mad Dog 20-20 **



plus, I don't *need* the extra agony of a hangover added to the equation.



* my tailend is sick and tired, my hip hurts too!

** aka: "Bum Wine" suitable only for intoxication http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-end_fortified_wine