I'll tell you what, it was almost worth getting stung just to read all the helpful/clever/funny comments on this thread. Almost. :D

I couldn't helped from laughing at your statement, "I killed him, then Deanna killed him again. That'll teach him." My husband is like that with snakes. One time my husband killed a snake by chopping the head off and then beat it to death. :ROTFLMAO:
My daughter and I just was laughing so much at this whole thing.

Hope everything is ok now and that you are feeling better. :grouphug:

You guys crack me up
 

I wandered in here by accident from the TBI forum. Since my brain boo boo, I’m always getting lost. Sometimes it doesn’t work out well. For example, who knew they didn’t sell the New Yorker in the ADULT book shop? (Seriously, what could be less adult and more juvenile than porn?) This time it worked out great – I stumbled upon the funny people. What kind of drugs are you MS people on?

Between us, they’re a pretty serious crowd over there in the TBI forum. Don’t get me wrong, as a two time loser (spinal and diffuse axonal injury), I know it’s tough. Still, if I’m going down, I’m going down laughing. Heck, if life was fair, there wouldn’t be any country music.

Rite Aid Bite & Sting Relief
 

My grandma swore on tobacco with spit for any kind of sting. Nothing better than watching grandma hock up a nice load of spit and mix it with her cigarette remnants and then lovingly apply it to your sting. LMAO

Eewwwwwwww!

:Noooo: :vomit2:

I'm going to, like, need a computer program with spread sheets and stuff to organize all my various fears and phobias.

I used to be afraid of bees (which I still am) until I knew there were bees and wasps, both of which have different sub-categories. Two separate fears (multiple-sting, and sting-once-and-die).

So now under the main fear folder "flying stinging insects", I'll have a folder "wasps" and then a sub-folder "yellow jackets".

And now I hear that there are more than one kind of yellow jacket. Great. Now I'll have to set up MORE folders after I find out their first names.

My uncle showed me a yellow jacket he caught in his pool. It was at least 1.5 inches long!!! Where did that come from? I told him it might be the queen or they have mutated and I am so out of here if they did!

I'm right in front of you..:D

About 12 years ago, soon after being diagnosed, I was paralyzed and still had some paralysis later on and looking for a cure I started the bee stings, I worked up to 6 bees at a time, it helped the symptoms and the paralysis but I couldn't take anymore of the pain so I stopped. It only helped the symptons until the next day anyway. I know some people that have bee sting parties and would let 25 bees sting them. This sounds crazy since I am actually talking about it.