Rach - - loved your malaprops!

Here are some other 'real world' malaprops from a lady I used to work with:

segregated knives (instead of serated knives)

serated steak (instead of seared)

open flush (instead of 'open flesh' ...like when Madonna wasn't wearing a lot of clothes when she performed.
It took us a while to figure this one out - but it was repeated enough so we know she
really meant it!

And one more fun thing you made me think of Rach....old Carol Burnett skits with Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. I howl 'til I can't take a breath!!

Sue