[mafub]

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it..

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN PUT A SILENCER ON A GUN.

[RobinM]

[Rrae]

Chicks with guns can get pretty DANGEROUS!!!

[mafub]

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

[lor]

#'s 10, 8 & 1 are funny but the others are silly

[mafub]

Originally Posted by lor

#'s 10, 8 & 1 are funny but the others are silly

I think # 5 is closer to one, it is not silly, it is on the bull's eye!

[RobinM]

Originally Posted by mafub

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Too much LOL for a reply!