[Darlene]

Never trust a dog to watch your food. –Patrick,
age 10.

When you want something expensive, ask your
grandma. –Matt, 12.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and
ears are twitching. –Andrew, 9.

Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the
morning. –Jen, 8.

Don’t flush the toilet when your dad’s in the
shower. –Lamar, 10.

Don’t ever be too full for dessert. –Kelly, 10.

Whenever your dad is mad and asks, “Do I look
stupid?” don’t answer him. –Heather, 16.

Never tell your mom her diet isn’t working. –Michael,
14.

Don’t pick on your sister when she is holding a
baseball bat. –Joe, 12.

Never dare your little brother to paint the family
car. –Phillip, 13.

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. –
Chelsey, 7.

[befuddled2]

Those are so cute. Thanks for sharing.

barbara