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Default Alan was very funny yesterday!

Yesterday, early in the morning, Alan was still asleep. I wanted to make a
video of my rinsing and draining of my sprouting trays. I went into my
kitchen, filled a bowl with water and had all my trays.

So there I was yesterday morning, making the video of how I do this. You'll
laugh your head off when I tell you what Alan said when he woke up.

Just so you can hear exactly what Alan heard, here's the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-SMt_56zEw

I had no idea Alan could hear me doing the pouring of the water, talking
while making the video, etc.

Now here's the funny part.

Some time later, Alan is waking up, I walk over to him and this is the
conversation:

Alan: "How was the flood"?

Melody: "There was a flood?? THERE WAS A FLOOD??????"

Alan: "Yeah, there was a flood and the landlord was here"

Melody: "The landlord was here?? When????"

Alan: "What do you mean when? ,You were talking to him"

Melody: "I was talking to the landlord and there was a flood???" What on
earth are you talking about, were you dreaming?"

Alan: "Don't tell me I was dreaming, I know water when I hear it, there was
LOTS of water and you were talking to the landlord in the kitchen"

So I run into the kitchen, looking for the flood. There is no flood. I ask
him "Where was the flood, in the kitchen, or the bathroom"

He said: "Sounded like the kitchen, did you clean up the water?"

I said "If you thought there was a flood, why didn't you hop off the couch
and run into the kitchen"

He said "Well, you were talking to the landlord, and I was still sleeping".

MEN!!!!!

So I'm going nuts trying to find the flood and I'm checking under the
kitchen sink, and under the bathroom sink, and in the bathroom and I'm
scratching my head TRYING TO FIND THE FLOOD, .......when it dawns on me that......

I made the video.

Now if you viewed the video, you heard me pouring water into the bowl after
I dunked the trays right?

So I marched him into the kitchen, re-created what I did, took a bowl with
water, took a tray filled with sprouts, and said "Watch me do this, is this
what you heard?"

I dunk the tray, I lift it out, I pour it back into the bowl of water in the
sink, and Alan yells:

"THAT'S IT, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD",!!!!!!!

Alan said: "So, there was NO flood???"

I almost banged him over the head after I stopped laughing.

Melody
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