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03-16-2007, 04:16 PM | #1 | |||
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Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech. "Dad, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Mum's car has a flat but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tyre just went flat while we were inside the cinema. Please don't be mad, okay?"
Since I don't have any daughters called Susan, I knew the girl had misdialed. "I'm sorry dear, "I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan." "Gosh, Dad," came the young woman's voice, "I didn't think you'd be this mad."
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04-14-2007, 06:11 PM | #2 | |||
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Thats cute...thanks
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04-22-2007, 09:22 PM | #3 | ||
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I have 2 teenagers. One time in particular, I'd like to have replied "I'm sorry, I don't have a son named ..."
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05-01-2007, 08:31 PM | #4 | |||
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LMAO!!! I love that! That's hysterical!!
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05-01-2007, 09:33 PM | #5 | |||
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Sir Squiffy, yer crackuppin' me!
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05-03-2007, 06:42 PM | #6 | |||
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Good one!! Oh, I remember those days of waiting for my DD to get home at night.... Thanks for the chuckle!!!
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05-05-2007, 01:11 PM | #7 | |||
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That was good.... wish I read that 25+ years ago when I was always late!
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