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Old 02-07-2008, 09:31 PM #1
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Happiness sometimes sneaks in through a door you did not know you left open.

Success - all it takes is all you've got.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance...
A church filled with flowers, and friends, and beautiful music...
I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for...
He said one that would make me his wife.

God did not take Eve from Adam's head, to be above him,
or from his feet, to be below him,
but from his rib, to be near his heart and walk beside him.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

There is no 'I' in 'team'.

Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.

Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.

Keep your eye on the ball
Keep your shoulder to the wheel
Keep your nose to the grindstone
Now try to work in that position.

Pray like it's your last day
Forgive and ask forgiveness as if it's your last minute,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Dance and sing like nobody's looking.

There are no problems, just challenges.

I can't promise you tomorrow, but I promise you'll never regret today.

Dream like you're going to live forever;
Live like you're going to die today.

If you don't know where you're going, then any road will take you there.

I cannot be everything to everyone... I just hope that I am something to someone.

Love me and I'll love you back. Hate me and I'll still love you. You can either accept my love, or you can try to make me hate you - impossible! I dare you to prove otherwise.

A friend is someone who helps you move. A real friend is someone who helps you move a body.

*Smile* 'Cause you never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.

You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because the reality is better than your dreams.

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

My karma ran over your dogma.

The secret of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.

You can't change the past, but you can a ruin a perfectly good present worrying about the future.

Flexible people don't get bent out of shape.

Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

Don't burn bridges that you might want back someday.

You can give without loving, but you can't love without giving.

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

After saying your prayers at night, you have to get up the next day and do something to try to make them come true.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him.
No one would have remembered him, either.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

If you don't like someone, walk a mile in their shoes,
'cause you will be a mile away from them and have their shoes!

Rap is to music as art is to an Etch-A-Sketch!

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

You have to become the kind of person you want to be with.

When a pessimist has nothing to worry about, he worries about why he has nothing to worry about.

God loves me the way that I am, but He loves me too much to leave me like this.

We crucify today with two thieves - the thief of yesterday and the thief of tomorrow.

Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time we unhooked the chain, pushed back the bolt, turned two locks, and shut off the burglar alarm - it was gone!

Real love stories never have endings.

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view.

Faith makes things possible, not easy.

I would like to have kids someday but I have to have a date first.

Don't weep because it's over, smile because it happened.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Love is not necessary to life, but it's what makes life worth living.

Every little girl is a princess, but sometimes that little girl needs to be reminded.

Love is a well you drink from often but only fall into once.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

No guy is worth your tears, but the one who is won't make you cry.

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Opportunity merely knocks - temptation kicks the door in!

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Be a fruit loop in a world full of cherrios.

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