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>> REPLACEMENT WINDOWS
>>
>> Last year she replaced all the windows in her house with that
>> expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, she got a call
>> from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the
>> work had been complete a whole year ago and she still hadn't paid for
>> them.
>>
>> "Hellloooo",..she said..........".just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
>> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
>> guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
>> for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him."
>>
>> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
>> she finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an
>> idiot.