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Old 03-31-2007, 11:54 AM #1
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Default Your Age - (Naughty Warning)

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My friend emailed this to me, I couldn't help but to laugh at the end. Get your computer calculator up before you start!



YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH



This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number






Scroll Down!
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The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).










The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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