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Old 09-27-2006, 09:08 AM #1
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Wink A Riddle

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )




The answer is: "A Last Name."

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Old 09-27-2006, 11:27 AM #2
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HAHAHA!!!

I could NOT figure this out until you gave the answer. And I must admit that I thought to myself: "I don't THINK it's what I'm thinking....but what else could it be?"

Glad it WASN'T what I was thinking.

Very clever!
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