[lou_lou]

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT... DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
>YOUR NEW NAME IS!
>
>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>
>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know,
>including the person that sent it to you.
>
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
>to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
>than not.
>
>Here is your dose of humor...
>
>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
>to friends and family and co-workers.
>
>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
>they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is
>now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
>
>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
>and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>So-
>
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
>name:
>
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
>of
>your new last name:
>
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = dotty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>
>
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
>of
>your new last name:
>
>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>
>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>
>And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
>laugh
>an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

[FeelinGoofy]

Goober Wafflelips????

[Jomar]

I don't like mine at all-

dinky chicken sniffer

[Darlene]

Dorfus Dottydorfus

[lou_lou]

those aren't so bad?
my sisters friend he ended up with ~~~~>
goober farklesniffer!

LMAO!

[Burntmarshmallow]

hummm mine is
sloopy chicken dunkin
now that is either a fun thing to do with a chicken or
a new event on the sports field. he he ha ha. works well for a big smile and a chuckle. thanks for the bit of sunshine CTena.

[Julie]

Boobie Dottytush!

ROFLMAO

[Curious]

dorfus farkledoodle

yep..that sound like me.

[moonstar]

sloopy chuckle face....

have had worse...

[lolo]

dorky waffle brain