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Old 05-17-2007, 07:02 AM #1
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Default Inner Peace (A little funny)

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

It's almost Friday!!!

Be well,
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:27 AM #2
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What???? No double chocolate 3 layer cake????? Whassa matta witchu????
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