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Old 09-05-2014, 01:28 PM #1
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An Austrian young man was training to be a Coast Guard dispatcher and his supervisor had to go to the bathroom and the radio crackled "Mayda,mayday, we are sinking, we are sinking. The young man nervously reached and pushed the transmit button and haltingly said "vat- vat are you sinking about?
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" And the mushroom said "why not, I'm a fun-guy
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[QUOTE=anon1028;1098935]A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" And the mushroom said "why not, I'm a fun-guy[/QU

A a termite walks into a bar & Asks :"Is the Bar Tender here ??"
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