Hospital Extension

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new
wing to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the
dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the administration had a lot of
nerve, and the obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a
misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the
pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the pediatricians said,
"Grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
radiologists could see right through it!
The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the
plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some
a**hole in administration.