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Old 02-07-2016, 03:16 PM #1
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What do you call a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce, croutons and cheese?

Chicken sees a salad

Blame my daughter for passing that one on.

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i love the chicken sees a salad joke dave. can't wait to tell my family that one. thanks for sharing all your jokes. i needed the laugh today. hope you have an awesome day today.
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