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Old 05-14-2015, 04:46 AM #1
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Two cows were out in a field eating grass.

One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!"

"Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"

Sorry, Dave.
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Very amoosing.

Where does a cow go on a Saturday night?

- to the Mooovies.
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What's a cow's favorite play?

A moo-sical
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Love Cow Jokes

What are a cow's favourite songs?

Blue Mooooo-n!
Mooooo-n River!

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Love Cow Jokes

What are a cow's favourite songs?

Blue Mooooo-n!
Mooooo-n River!

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Moo-ving on Up! (The Jefferson's theme song)
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What did the cow say to the farmer?

Moo-ve over.
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