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12-24-2014, 06:24 PM | #1 | |||
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What do you give an elephant who can't sleep?
Trunquilizers! |
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08-14-2015, 08:34 AM | #2 | |||
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That's funny.
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08-14-2015, 08:50 PM | #3 | ||
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They get worse . . .
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Bloody great holes all across Australia! |
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08-14-2015, 09:19 PM | #4 | |||
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the butter. That's from when I was a kid. |
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09-19-2015, 02:50 AM | #5 | |||
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Why was the elephant depressed?
He felt very irrelephant. |
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09-21-2015, 12:26 PM | #6 | |||
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Why don’t African elephants like to play cards?
Because of all the cheetahs.
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09-23-2015, 07:27 PM | #7 | ||
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk. |
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09-28-2015, 01:27 AM | #8 | ||
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Helifino. |
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09-29-2015, 08:45 AM | #9 | ||
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i love all the elephant jokes and the fly joke. thanks enlishdave and everyone else who posted all these great jokes! i really needed the laugh today!
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10-06-2015, 07:30 AM | #10 | |||
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How do you get 4 elephants into a compact car???
2 in the front, 2 in the back. How do you get 2 rhinos into a compact car??? Take 2 of the elephants out Dave.
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