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MelodyL 09-30-2007 07:29 PM

Hey, I turn 60 in less than two months. Oh my god !!!! 60!!!!

Hey, I'm happy to get up in the morning. I lost most of my weight that kept me from wearing cute skirts and blouses. Never could do that in my entire life.

So I just get up, put on my makeup, put on some cute clothes, put on a big pair of Sunglasses (they hide everything). I do my hair, and I meet my husband for breakfast at Dunkin Donuts (he works the night shift on the weekends).

He must think I have lost my mind. He never knows what I'm going to be wearing when he comes off the bus.

I used to wear dark colors, navy and black long tunic blouses. Threw them all away. Alan keeps asking me "what the heck are you turning into?" I said "A sassy female, what are you going to do about it". He laughed his head off. I honestly think we get along better after being married for almost 28 years, than we ever did before.

I tell him "the day I turn 60, I'll become a blonde and wear a bustier like Madonna. He thinks I have lost my mind.

Oh, during the summer, I bought a black spandex low cut top. I was wearing a cute skirt and this top. I mean, I have boobs, I'm a woman. I HAVE BOOBS!! so kill me. Alan looked at me and said "where on earth do you think you are going??" I said "around the corner". He said 'go and put on some clothes first".

I burst out laughing.

You gotta laugh as you approach 60. It's really the only way. Then it's clear sailing till 70.

Oh watch out world, when I turn 70.

Lets' hope I can walk straight!!!!

lol
Melody

MelodyL 12-21-2007 01:45 PM

To anyone considering Plastic Surgery
 
Just take a look.

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/plastics...ldenstein.html

crytears 12-21-2007 10:17 PM

Ugly fat people and cats.
 
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Oh you think YOU"RE bad...take a look at these pics!
Think I'd rather be a little fat than be a body builder like this one person.
And talk about dark circles under your eyes! Poor lady!...her teeth are much worse than mine!
And the colorful gal with big boobies...my goodness! Id rather be flat!
Those cats can use some slim food too...talk about hung over! LoL!
Enjjjjoeyyy! Cheryl

MelodyL 12-21-2007 10:44 PM

I have seen ugly women in my life. UGLY WOMEN!!!!

But I have never seen a female bodybuilder look like that!!!

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE!!!

Ugh.
mel

Jomar 12-21-2007 10:56 PM

I almost wonder if bodybuilder was "photoshopped"

It looks like it doesn't match up color wise with the face/skin??
the suit doesn't look like it fits right either

MelodyL 12-21-2007 11:06 PM

You know, I think you have something. I opened it up to get a really good look at this female bodybuilder. It looks like it's a man's face with a bad blond wig.

But the body has breasts. And the skin color. How did they do this??

This can be done in photoshop???

mel

Jomar 12-22-2007 12:15 AM

wow, I searched images and lots of them look like that.

these are women bodybuilder champions-
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=...=Search+Images

crytears 12-22-2007 08:22 PM

Come on guys....
 
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Its really me in the green suit!
Yep...I'm a body builder! and its all real!
You guys are just too jealous cuz you can't look as gorgeous as me!
Takes work ya know and stayin away from cookies and junk food!
So go ahead, call me ugly!
Least the only bunns I have are Whole Wheat!

OK...OK...OK...I'm just yankin yer chain!
I'm just as fluffy as the rest of ya...and no way think a body looking like that is nice...is down right ugly!...so no thanks...I'll keep my flabby body, saggy boobies, and like my motto says...:
Cry and you cry alone...laugh and at my age...you wet yer panties!
Then everyones laughing!
Group hugs!:grouphug:...I'm soooo depressed...so need lots of hugs...holidays really bring me down...triggers ugly memories...so is not good time around here.
The gray cloudy skies here in Oregon ain't helping this any.
Heres some of my favorite recent pics...I love my kitties...spoiled rotten, carry around in baby carrier when outside....and the new kid of the house, Felix the cat!...and the foal born Easter Sunday...we named her "Lilly"...what else could we have called her? She's just too cute!
Hu:hug:gs, cheryl
One last thing...go back look at body builder "woman"....look at her fingernails...oh sick!
now that grosses me out, big time!

Jomar 12-22-2007 08:55 PM

Yeah it is very dreary today.
cute foal.. do you still have him/her?


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