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> The Psychiatrist And The Proctologist
>
> Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
> reading
> Dr Smith and Dr. Jones
> "Hysterias and Posteriors."
>
> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
> changed it
>
> to read,
> "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
>
> This was not acceptable either, so, in an effort to satisfy the
> council,
> they changed the sign to
> "Catatonics and High Colonics."
>
> No go. Next, they tried
> "Manic Depressives and **** Retentives."
>
> Thumbs down again. Then came
> "Minds and Behinds."
>
> Still no good. Another attempt resulted in
> "Lost Souls and Nether Holes."
>
> Unacceptable again. So they tried
> "Analysis and **** Cysts."
>
> No way.
> "Nuts and Butts?"
>
> No way.
> "Freaks and Cheeks?"
>
> Still no go.
> "Loons and Moons?"
>
> Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came
> up with
> Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones,
> "Odds and Ends."
>
> Everyone loved it.
>
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