[lou_lou]

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. ?
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about cars.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap break problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[DM]

Dang those Hormones us females were blessed with!!!

[sue k]

Hi TenaLouise,
You just made may day. you have described every guy I know. Thanks for the mood lift.

Sue K.

[lor]

Regarding "the world is your urinal"....go to a camping site & ask about it and you will here how camper don't agree with guys doing that. Think of the poor wildflowers, critters & everything living there, those guys are harming them. One thing that was 'nice' (but sick) for him was when we would go camping & at night he could just step outside and walk back to the bushes but I had walk 'more than 200 yards' to the shower/potty house or sit on the plastic porta-potty about down on the ground. I talked my DH out of using the bushes any longer (sometimes he uses the porta-potty)

When my SIL & her DDs & their dog were traveling here to visit they accually used a jar for their male dog. No stops needed.

[wickedwings]

and sigmund freud came up with penis envy? wouldn't mind being like a guy. i never grew out of being a tomboy. lol.