[Alffe]

> The Psychiatrist And The Proctologist
>
> Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
> reading
> Dr Smith and Dr. Jones
> "Hysterias and Posteriors."
>
> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
> changed it
>
> to read,
> "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
>
> This was not acceptable either, so, in an effort to satisfy the
> council,
> they changed the sign to
> "Catatonics and High Colonics."
>
> No go. Next, they tried
> "Manic Depressives and **** Retentives."
>
> Thumbs down again. Then came
> "Minds and Behinds."
>
> Still no good. Another attempt resulted in
> "Lost Souls and Nether Holes."
>
> Unacceptable again. So they tried
> "Analysis and **** Cysts."
>
> No way.
> "Nuts and Butts?"
>
> No way.
> "Freaks and Cheeks?"
>
> Still no go.
> "Loons and Moons?"
>
> Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came
> up with
> Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones,
> "Odds and Ends."
>
> Everyone loved it.
>
>
>

[Curious]

hehe...

do they give discounts if you see them both at the same time?

[DM]

Thanks for the chuckle!!

[Alffe]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[~scrabble]

I like that!

Stompin' sounds like a good idea!!

[sharky]

that was funny