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10-08-2006, 09:48 AM | #1 | |||
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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
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10-08-2006, 07:38 PM | #2 | |||
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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10-08-2006, 11:24 PM | #3 | |||
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Best known as scavengers of the dead and dying, sharks have well-
honed sensors with which they can track the sounds of other injured and struggling beings. They are also equipped with fine sense of smell that allow them to detect minute dilutions of blood (one part blood to one million parts water) up to one-quarter mile away. Precisely the distance a hopeful personal injury lawyer will run behind an ambulance to toss a business card.
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10-08-2006, 11:38 PM | #4 | |||
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ROFLMAO...that's great.
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10-08-2006, 11:43 PM | #5 | |||
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
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10-10-2006, 12:13 PM | #6 | |||
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with much love, lou_lou . . by . , on Flickr pd documentary - part 2 and 3 . . Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these. |
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10-11-2006, 07:57 PM | #7 | |||
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having been a legal assitant for almost 6 years, i think those are hillarious! i knew i had to read this thread!
i'll see if i can find/remember any. KD
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10-12-2006, 07:51 AM | #8 | |||
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My friend is an attorney -he collects lawyer jokes
Here is one from his collection. What do you call two lawyers buried up to their necks in cement? Not enough cement...
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with much love, lou_lou . . by . , on Flickr pd documentary - part 2 and 3 . . Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these. |
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02-12-2008, 12:30 AM | #9 | |||
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What happens when you give viagra to a lawyer?
they get taller...
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02-12-2008, 02:22 PM | #10 | |||
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Keep them coming! I was a paralegal so I love these "true" jokes!!!! Now if I could only remember some to share...
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