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Old 01-31-2008, 02:27 PM #31
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ROFL

I like that one!!!

Earl, you started this and you got Tami on a roll!!! LOL
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One day this blonde is riding a horse. As they are trotting along the blond decides she wants to go faster and do some tricks so she starts turning the horse around in a circle. All of a sudden she starts to slip so she grabs the horses mane. But even though she has hold of the mane she was still slipping. so she decided the best thing to do was to not fall off by putting her foot in the saddle. So she's riding along hanging from her foot, with her head banging on the ground, almost near death when the K Mart guy comes over and turns of the horse.
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Hey...gotta go...going to a couples retreat with Twinkletoes...be back oh...this weekend...
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what do you call a blond found dead in a closet........

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no blonde monkey jokes..or y'all are going to be innnnnnnn----trouble.

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That Kmart one is awful!

And so is the 2003 champ!!!
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A blonde is so tired of the jokes and decided to change her hair color, to
brunette.to show everyone how smart she is

she takes her car out for a ride and pulls over near a farm of sheep and ask the sheep hand by the fence a question.

she ask if she can guess how many sheep there are could she have one,
the hand says sure, figuring yeah right who can guess that correctly

the blonde say 657, and to his amazment 657 is correct.
So he tells her to go get her sheep, and she runs in the field comes out with

her sheep, where upon the sheephand ask, hey if i can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back
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First time on this thread.

My brother has blonde hair.
He's thinner than me and better looking and has a HOT wife.

I hate him.

However! I do have less hair on my back than him.

I guess that counts for something....
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One of these is different from the others, which one is it?
Santa Claus, a smart blonde and an honest politician











Answer: Santa Claus because some people believe he exists
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