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Old 01-27-2008, 10:26 PM #1
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Let's see how personal some here take this, keep in mind, this is a JOKE>>

Q- What do you call a smart blond

A- A golden Retriever.

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Earl...I'm a blonde but what do you call a blonde that colors her hair black?

Artificial intelligence...
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Oh and Earl you spell blond...blonde...I'm being a great sport!!!
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I'm blonde too!!

So did you hear about the 3 blondes that walked into the bar?

You'd think one of them would have seen it!
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I'm blonde too!!

So did you hear about the 3 blondes that walked into the bar?

You'd think one of them would have seen it!
Vegas, that was a good one...my Olhipie didn't get it until I explained it to him...I guess you would have to be blonde to get it...

No Earl your not in trouble!!
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I have to find my blonde joke! I have a good one!

But I'm not blonde!!!
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Come on I'm sure you have a good one hidden somewhere...
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I know a lot of them but I'm trying to think of some that are G rated or at the least PG-13.
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Ah...come on...
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Oh and Earl you spell blond...blonde...I'm being a great sport!!!
Oh strike one for woman kind ! Good job Tam !
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